Oasis regroup, this is not the second coming we were waiting for

30 August 2024

Backbeat, the word is on the street, Oasis, the old nineties Britpop act — that was, in the words of co-founder Noel Gallagher — bigger than the Beatles, is set to play a series of reunion concerts. Honestly, I was more excited when in 2011, the Stone Roses, an even older act, announced they were* getting the band back together after an acrimonious falling out, fifteen years earlier.

This despite the fact I knew next to nothing about them. The Roses were, somehow, possessed of an alluring enigma, which made their reformation all the more intriguing. I can’t say the same for Oasis though, and nor can Ben Coady, writing for The Sydney Morning Herald:

Cool Britannia is over and Britpop is over, lads. In hindsight the Oasis v Blur battle was never a fair fight. Blur’s mid-90 albums stand the test of time — Oasis’ releases are stasis, stuck in amber like a mammoth’s turd.

Aye, spoken a like true Gallagher. I did see Noasis, an Australian based Oasis tribute/satire band perform locally once. They were good. But I won’t be amongst those waiting with baited breath to see Oasis when they take to the stage again.

* the Stone Roses had disbanded again as of 2019.